You had me at whores...ahem horrors! OMG...this was HILARIOUS, Hollie. I was laughing all the way through from the "stupid joke" to "my peter's cold" and "crap metal." Some real goodies:)

So great to see you writing again and I hope you get a ton of good responses to your clever and fun prompt.

Also love the photo..."open mouth, insert foot!" It's PURR-fect for the challenge!